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Period:WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period:How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period:How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period:Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period:Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period:Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period:For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period:Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period:You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period:Yell at a puppy.

theeliseidel:

itsadamparker:

chickenmcnigglet:

I WOULD BE CRYING

but how the fuck is he doing that tho

  1. i almost started to cry
  2. people have this gift, its real. 
  3. I WATCHED HIS OTHER VIDEOS, HE DID ONE WHERE THESE PEOPLE HAD TO THINK OF A MOVIE. I THOUGHT OF THE NOTEBOOK. but he was talking about shrek and legally blonde. BUT THEN HE HYPNOTIZED A GIRL INTO THINKING RACHEL MCADAMS WAS IN THE CROWD. (movie i watched said crowd as i was typing it, wow) THEN I DID START CRYING CAUSE I IMAGINED GETTING HYPNOTIZED INTO THINKING GAGA OR BRITNEY WAS THERE…

(Source: videohall)

skiesfullofstars:

johannamanuela:

The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.

This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.

(via fake-mermaid)

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